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@tvcarnage: Businessman on the Go!
Starting to regret getting this tattoo.
Taking a selfie with @erictdavies taking a selfie
Forget Snowden, give the Nobel Prize to whoever made BEER OUT OF A DONUT
@ensignfearless This is for you
I have this beer in my fridge right now
So, is it any good?
Me and my favorite refrigerator magnet!
Thank you @chelseylora for this delicious birthday miracle
Get up get up and get down
Get a fucking job
Way to ring in the New Year, guy who's been sitting on this curb since last night.
Mondays, am I right??
I think my face is falling off...
Good times with @iammaggiemull's hairdo!
Was this before or after we ate cow testes? #blessed
@iammaggiemull Easily top ten balls I've ever eaten.
Here's my selfie from Beefsteak.
This is scary.
Christmas is off to a great start.
Just setting up the Christmas decorations around the office.
"Scrooge was true to his word and better. Let that be true of all of us. For as Tiny Tim once said 'Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
Making a batch of Paula Deen's famous ice water!
Just a matter of time before they go through Gingerbread Puberty.
Quenching the fuck out of my thirst at Jack in the Box!
Little known fact: Drinking too much water CAN kill. Take it slow, buddy. Jack in the Box is no place for a tragedy.
Woah, is that the new Trenta size at Jack in the Box?! I thought you could only get that big at Starbz!
The healthier way to tell your kids "Christmas is cancelled."
Omg there's rice milk egg nog???
You joke, but I will be buying this
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